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<\/p>\nHey gang!\u00a0 Look at my little indulgent snacky-poo last night:<\/p>\n
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Wine and PB<\/abbr> cookies!\u00a0 We had a bottle open from Sunday and I didn’t want the wine to turn; there was just enough left for each of us to have a glass.\u00a0 I also had some PB<\/abbr> cookies because my bellah wanted something else.\u00a0 I had three of the little guys.\u00a0 Mmm\u00a0 Vegan PB<\/abbr> cookies with whole wheat flour and maple syrup.<\/p>\n I finished my No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency book and I have to say this one was really bad.\u00a0 It was number 9 in the series and nothing in the book happened at all.\u00a0 Nothing.\u00a0 It was ridiculously boring and I’m a little bummed.\u00a0 Why do series end up sucking?\u00a0 I’m now reading Under the Dome<\/em> by Steven King and we’ll see how that goes.\u00a0 His post-accident books tend to be really awful, but I’m trying to keep an open-mind!<\/p>\n I did not run this morning.\u00a0 I could feel my thighs this morning and there was no way they were going to want to do anything.\u00a0 Impromptu rest day, I can dig it!\u00a0 I slept in a bit and woke up ready to stuff my face.\u00a0 I love waking up hungry!\u00a0 I had a big honkin’ yogurt mess and then Rocks and I kicked it for a walk.<\/p>\n Lunch was usual with smoothie gloriousness:<\/p>\n It was delish but a little on the sweet side.\u00a0 Normally I only do 1\/2 C of pineapple juice, a cup is too much I think.\u00a0 It was tart sweet.<\/p>\n Dinner was so easy!\u00a0 Leftover bigos<\/a> pulled from the freezer!\u00a0 My version of course, all veggies and lotsa beans.\u00a0 Mmmm!<\/p>\n The following section I’m labeling as: What The HELL Target?!<\/strong><\/p>\n Check out this crazy bidness!\u00a0 Remember a few months ago when I purchased some bellbottoms from Target and poked fun at myself for them but also mentioned how they make the bum look major?\u00a0 Well, they are my fave jeans and I wear them whenever I get the chance!\u00a0 Now I saw another pair on sale at Target, same exact style, make, and model.\u00a0 The only difference was color, the new ones are a very dark blue.\u00a0 For seven bucks you can bet I snatched those up.\u00a0 I tried them on and they were a bit tight but I just assumed:<\/p>\n 1. They needed broken in a bit.<\/p>\n 2. I just had a monster lunch so fiberful food bellah can have that effect sometimes.<\/p>\n They are the same size as the other ones, so why worry, right?\u00a0 I washed the suckers and dried them because dried jeans are softer and just all around better.<\/p>\n A few weeks later I go to wear my new jeans to meet up with a friend and I can barely get them on.\u00a0 Once on I cannot fasten them.\u00a0 Like, can’t even make the two sides meet.<\/p>\n WHAT?!<\/p>\n I know I didn’t gain any holiday weight so I was confused.\u00a0 What is up with this?\u00a0 Since there is nothing wrong with me something has to be wrong with the jeans right?<\/p>\n Check this shit out, favorite jeans on bottom, new jeans on top.<\/p>\n THEY ARE NOT EVEN THE SAME SIZE!<\/p>\n Even though they are technically the same exact pair of jeans and are supposed to be the same size, they are not.\u00a0 No wonder I can’t fit into them.\u00a0 I might be small but damn I’m not that small.<\/p>\n And then companies wonder why women have body image issues.\u00a0 Maybe it’s because you screw us on sizes and clothes people!\u00a0 Into the recycling bin they go. Bastards.<\/p>\n Has that ever happened to you?\u00a0 I honestly have never experienced this before so I’m a little gypsy-crazy over it because dang it I wanted another pair of those jeans.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/foodembrace.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/OHC-01-13-10_smoothie.jpg\" "\\"Smoothie")
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<\/a>Let’s see if I can remember everything that’s in here:<\/p>\n\n
With some cheddar jalapeno bread on the side bought from Kroger with an approved ingredient list.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/a><\/p>\n